("20th Century Boy" plays)
♪ Friends say it's fine, friends say it's good ♪
♪ Everybody say it's just like rock 'n' roll ♪
♪ Well, it's plain to see you were meant for me ♪
♪ Yeah I'm your boy, your 20th Century toy ♪
(song ends, cheers and applause)
(rock music plays)
Chrissy: He's something like a phenomenon,
and he's your "Lip Sync Battle" host,
LL Cool J!
Hands in the air!
Check it out, let me hear you say "Yeah"!
- All: Yeah! - Now scream!
(all cheer)
Welcome to "Lip Sync Battle,"
the show where movie stars get to be rock stars,
where we celebrate all kinds of music.
Buckle up because tonight is going to be crazy,
and riding shotgun with me as always,
our colorful commentator Chrissy Teigen.
(cheers and applause)
♪ Doo-wop, here we go ♪
♪ All they do is stare, stare, stare ♪
♪ All they do is stare, stare, stare... ♪
Work it out, baby.
- Hi! - Get lit wit me.
Get lit wit me.
European kiss, European kiss.
- (laughs) - European kiss.
You guys are loud tonight. I like it.
- (cheers and applause) - Oh, my God.
Chrissy, tell everybody about tonight.
Oh, man, we have two amazing comedic talents
who I know are gonna battle very hard tonight.
One is money, the other is all heart,
and those puns aren't even the beginning of the craziness.
- Absolutely not. - I'm excited!
- Let's do it! Let's do it! - Let's do this.
(cheers and applause, rock music plays)
Tonight...
It's a battle of the stars from "Ride Along 2."
To start off, you loved her in "Newsroom,"
"Iron Man 2," and "Magic Mike,"
the incredible Olivia Munn.
(cheers and applause)
Whoo-hoo!
Whoo!
And her opponent is one of the funniest actors in the game,
the first comedian to headline an NFL stadium.
Ladies and gentlemen...
Kevin Hart!
(cheers and applause)
(rock music stops)
So, guys, I'm glad to have you here.
Congrats on "Ride Along 2."
- Thank you very much. - Thanks for coming on the show.
- Long overdue. - Yeah.
But everything happens when it's supposed to.
- No question. - Yeah, today is the day
where I grace you with my presence.
(laughs) And we love being graced.
Now, Olivia, you got the eye of the Tiger,
- no question about that so... - What? What?
Don't do that. Don't do that.
They cheer really loud for you,
and, you know, I'm... what?
They gave you a cheer.
- You just, like, really milked it. - Ladies and gentlemen,
Olivia Munn, one time, please.
Chrissy: Whoo!
(cheers and applause)
Very unexpected.
Okay. All right, that's enough.
That's enough! (laughs)
I was not expecting that, you guys.
(laughter)
You know what? Kev, have a seat in the VIP.
Good luck. (snickers)
Don't laugh.
(laughter)
So, Olivia, what song are you doing first?
I am doing "Dilemma" by Nelly and Kelly Rowland.
(cheers and applause)
Thanks, guys.
LL: Oh, okay.
Ladies and gentlemen, here's Olivia Munn.
(cheers and applause)
("Dilemma" plays)
Nelly: ♪ Oh ♪
♪ Oh ♪
Kelly: ♪ And I love you ♪
♪ And I need you ♪
♪ Nelly, I love you ♪
♪ I do ♪
♪ Need you ♪
♪ No matter what I do ♪
♪ All I think about is you ♪
♪ Even when I'm with my boo ♪
♪ You know I'm crazy over you ♪
Nelly: ♪ I met this chick and she just moved ♪
♪ Right up the block from me ♪
♪ She got the hots for me ♪
♪ The finest thing I ever seen ♪
♪ But oh, no, no, she got a man ♪
♪ And a son, oh-oh, but that's okay ♪
♪ 'Cause I wait for my cue and just listen ♪
♪ Play my position like a shortstop ♪
♪ Pick up everything mami hittin' ♪
♪ And in no time ♪
♪ I better make this friend mine ♪
♪ And that's for sure 'cause I never been the type ♪
♪ To break up a happy home, but there's something ♪
♪ 'Bout baby girl I just can't leave alone ♪
♪ So tell me, ma what's it gonna be, she said ♪
Kelly: ♪ You don't know what you mean to me ♪
♪ No matter what I do ♪
♪ All I think about is you ♪
Nelly: Sing it for me, K.
Kelly: ♪ And I love you ♪
♪ And I need you ♪
♪ Nelly, I-I-I love you ♪
♪ I do ♪
♪ And it's more that you'll ever know ♪
♪ But, boy, it's fo' sho' ♪
Nelly: ♪ East coast, I know you're still shakin' right ♪
♪ Down south, I know you're bouncin' right ♪
♪ West coast, I know you're walkin' right ♪
Kelly: ♪ You don't know what you mean to me-e-e ♪
♪ No matter what I do ♪
♪ All I think about is you ♪
♪ Even when I'm with my boo ♪
♪ You know I'm crazy over you. ♪
(cheers and applause)
Yeah!
Whoa!
Olivia, that was extra creative.
Thank you very much.
I want to go to my boo, Chrissy.
Chrissy, she switched it up, huh?
Nelly invented the purposeless Band-Aid.
It didn't really take off,
but I appreciated that you had on there.
That's a good song I haven't heard forever,
and you made me miss it, thank you.
- Thank you. - That was creative.
- Yeah. - Kev, talk to me, baby.
I want to talk trash, but I love the creativity.
You know, I'm still feeling like
you're gonna come up a little short, but, uh...
Kevin, I think you understand that more than anyone.
(audience shouts)
How ironic.
All right, so Olivia, you have a seat in the VIP, please.
Kev, come on over, come on over and hang out with me.
Mr. Kevin Hart, ladies and gentlemen.
(cheers and applause)
Always fresh. Always crispy.
This is actually an outfit that coincides
with my song of choice.
Oh, okay, and what is your song of choice?
Well, I wanted to go with a little "OMG" by Usher.
So what I did, I actually called Usher
and I had him give me one of his outfits from tour.
- He wore this in Orlando. - (laughs)
Ladies and gentlemen, here is Kevin Hart.
(cheers and applause)
Usher: ♪ Oh, my gosh ♪
♪ Baby, let me love you down ♪
♪ There's so many ways to love ya ♪
♪ Got me like oh, my God, I'm so in love ♪
♪ I found you finally ♪
♪ You make me wanna say oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, my God ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ I fell in love with shawty ♪
♪ When I seen her on the dance floor ♪
♪ Never, ever has a lady hit me at the first sight ♪
♪ This was something special ♪
♪ This was just like dynamite ♪
♪ Honey got a booty like pow, pow, pow ♪
♪ Honey got some boobies like wow, oh, wow ♪
♪ Girl you know I'm loving your, loving your style ♪
♪ Check, check, check, check, ♪
♪ Check, checking you out ♪
♪ Like, ohh ♪
♪ She got it all ♪
♪ Sexy from her head to toe ♪
♪ And I want it all, 'n all, 'n all ♪
♪ Baby, let me love you down ♪
♪ There's so many ways to love ya ♪
♪ Got me like oh, my gosh, I'm so in love ♪
♪ I found you finally ♪
♪ You make me wanna say oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, my God. ♪
(cheers and applause)
Oh, yo, Kev. (laughs)
Usher might be a little tight after that.
(Olivia laughs)
I'm out of breath. I can't breathe.
Little elevated heart rate?
That's the thing about gyrating, people don't know.
It'll get your heart rate up there.
You did that move... I saw one of them moves,
was that the jackhammer or something?
Yeah, you know, the thing with Usher,
it's a lot of unnecessary pointing and grabbing.
It's almost like he just poses for nothing.
And sometimes it stops uncomfortably.
Like there was one time I stopped...
I stopped like this for a second.
I definitely pulled a groin for a second.
But in my mind, I said, "What would Usher do?"
And I just switched the side.
And that's what I did. That's what I did at that point.
Wow, all right, Kev, join your costar in the VIP.
So tonight's superstars Olivia Munn
and Kevin Hart crushed round one.
Up next, they get to transform our stage
any way they choose to for round two.
"Lip Sync Battle," stay with it.
♪ You make me wanna say oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh... ♪
("20th Century Boy" plays)
Welcome to "Lip Sync Battle."
Tonight we've got funnyman Kevin Hart
versus the stunning Olivia Munn.
It's time for the championship round when our stars
get to create their ultimate performances.
Let's see how Kevin got ready to smoke the competition.
There's another life that I live that people don't know
and that's called the life that didn't happen, you know?
I wanted to be a singer. It didn't work.
I ended up being a comedian, which is fine.
I love it, but today
I get to live out that other dream.
Hey. This is cool.
(laughter)
It's has to look like mayhem.
Woman: Yes!
Anybody looks me in the eye,
I have a major problem.
Did you... are you guys (bleep) looking in my eyes?
(woman shouts)
(screams)
My arm is shaking.
That (bleep) is a little tiring, brother.
Hello, ladies.
Just letting you all know I'm engaged.
(laughs)
- Look at him. He's so cute. - This is stupid.
- Aaron! Aaron, this is... - Ding dong! Ding... He loves this game.
After my performance, ladies, things may change in your mind.
(camera shutters clicking)
Woman: All right, here we go, in four, three..
Are you wearing long john underwear?
- What is this? - This is fashion.
- These are baby pajamas. - Are they?
- What's your song? - Why don't you ask Beyoncé why she's here?
- Beyoncé is here for your song? - I didn't say that.
No guest-star appearances.
Kevin Hart rolls by himself.
Kevin Hart don't play that (bleep).
- (cheers and applause) - Kevin, you're next.
Trust me. I don't hear the roar.
("Slam" plays)
♪ Slam! Duh duh duh ♪
♪ Duh duh duh, let the boys be boys! ♪
♪ It's another one, in the gutter one ♪
♪ Ghetto runnin' 'em, troublesome ♪
♪ Extra double dum, I come to beat 'em ♪
♪ Defeat 'em and mistreat 'em ♪
♪ So what if that I'm cheatin'? ♪
♪ Now everybody wanna say I'm grimy ♪
♪ I'm-a show ya' how, come on, all in together now ♪
♪ Yeah, ooh, yeah, that's how it's gotta be ♪
♪ So stop tryin' to be loud as me, ♪
♪ 'Cause you can't do that, think about it ♪
♪ Playin' Russian roulette with an automatic ♪
♪ A what just they say to make a kid ♪
♪ Make a million children slam ♪
♪ Slam! Duh duh duh, duh duh duh ♪
♪ Let the boys be boys! ♪
♪ Slam! Duh duh duh, duh duh duh ♪
♪ Let the boys be boys! ♪
♪ Mean 'n nasty, greedy-smashing ♪
♪ Ever-slow-gasser ♪
♪ Strictly swift blast of the raspy-rasp basher ♪
♪ That I provide, I provide that you was cheap ♪
♪ Beside the ghetto vibe make me flip like Jekyll and Hyde ♪
♪ Of course, hit between the eyes ♪
♪ I plan to vandalize, I supply the static ♪
♪ I roll with the bad guys ♪
♪ My mind, it's graphic, expressed it, grasp it ♪
♪ So, kill the copy cat, I can't, it's all mastered! ♪
♪ Directed it when ya'll least expected it ♪
♪ And thought it was safe, ONYX hit you in the face ♪
♪ Slam! Duh duh duh, duh duh duh ♪
♪ Let the boys be boys! ♪
♪ Slam! Duh duh duh, duh duh duh ♪
♪ Let the boys be boys! ♪
♪ Slam! Duh duh duh, duh duh duh ♪
♪ Let the boys be boys! ♪
♪ Slam! ♪
(cheers and applause)
LL: Wow.
Kev, catch your breath, catch your breath for a minute.
I'm definitely, definitely out of breath.
(laughs)
Chrissy, I got to tell you,
that's like the Martha Stewart of gangbanging.
I saw everyone doing it one way,
so I figured I'd keep it catalog friendly.
(laughter)
Were you scared to stage dive?
No, it actually would have worked
if they had of just moved and let me fall.
That's the only thing that would have snapped me out of it,
but I can honestly say the energy that y'all gave
helped me give more energy, man, so I give it to y'all.
Thank y'all.
So, Olivia, talk with me about that performance.
What was going through your mind
when he was letting the boys be boys?
Well, first I thought it was unfair that there were
so many audience members who will be voting
part of the performance.
(laughter)
Second, et tu, Chrissy? Really?
You're supposed to be neutral. Look at you.
Too late. Too late.
(cheers and applause)
All right, Kev, take a seat in the VIP.
- Yes, sir. Yes, sir. - Chill out for a second.
All right, when we come back, Olivia jumps in.
Two stars, only one belt.
"Lip Sync Battle," stay synced.
("Slam" plays)
The cast of "Ride Along 2"
rolls into "Lip Sync Battle" tonight.
Kev Hart slammed round two.
Let's check out how "Old Munn-y" got ready
for her high-stakes final performance.
I've been doing vocal warm-ups all morning.
♪ Like this, this ♪
- (vocalizing off-key) - You know we're lip syncing.
We're lip syncing.
Good luck with that thing.
Let's go from the top.
Ha!
Fight! Yes!
- Like this? - (laughs) Yeah.
(laughs) Yeah! That's so bad-ass.
We don't need an actual stage.
- You know what? - Our hearts...
- You're right. Our hearts are in this. - Our hearts are the stage.
Man: Right here, right here.
Right here, guys. Right here.
Man: And camera rolling. Awesome.
I can also beat box. (beatboxing)
(beatboxing)
Woman: Clear the site, please, moving on.
- LL: Are you ready?! - I'm ready.
Olivia, you're first.
Per my contract.
Yeah, real quick, what is this?
That's my move and you know it.
You guys, he wasn't supposed to watch rehearsals.
No, no, no, no, no. I want my publicist.
- He wasn't supposed to watch rehearsals. - All the big singers do it.
- We all do it. - We?
(cheers and applause)
She's gonna suck.
Taylor Swift: ♪ 'Cause, baby, now we got bad blood ♪
♪ You know it used to be mad love ♪
♪ So take a look at what you've done ♪
♪ 'Cause baby now we got bad blood ♪
♪ Hey, did you have to do this? ♪
♪ I was thinking that you could be trusted ♪
♪ Did you have to ruin ♪
♪ What was shining, now it's all rusted ♪
♪ Rubbed it in so deep ♪
♪ Salt in the wound like you're laughing right at me ♪
♪ Oh, it's so sad ♪
♪ To think about the good times ♪
♪ You and I ♪
♪ 'Cause, baby, now we got bad blood ♪
♪ You know it used to be mad love ♪
♪ So take a look at what you've done ♪
♪ 'Cause, baby, now we got bad blood ♪
♪ Band-aids don't fix bullet holes ♪
♪ You say sorry just for show ♪
♪ You live like that, you live with ghosts ♪
♪ Mmm ♪
♪ Hm, if you love like that blood runs cold ♪
♪ 'Cause, baby, now we got bad blood ♪
♪ You know it used to be mad love ♪
♪ So take a look at what you've done ♪
♪ 'Cause, baby, now we got bad blood ♪
♪ Now we got problems ♪
♪ And, baby, now we got bad blood. ♪
Hey!
(cheers and applause)
Wow.
Yes!
Big Show in the building.
(laughs)
Chrissy. Chrissy.
- Hey, you killed it! - Yes! You killed it!
Olivia: Look at you. Look at you.
Unbiased.
Did Olivia... did she bring some bad blood or what?
You killed that.
Charlotte McKinney, Big Show, Chanel Iman,
Jamie King... Jamie King's already in the squad.
She's got to pick a squad. She can't be in ours, too.
I just invited myself in your squad, too.
That's cool. We should make our own squad.
- We should. - For sure.
You killed it. You nailed it.
Yes, all right, Olivia, join Kevin in the VIP.
Take your shiny gun with you. Yeah, and your notebook.
(laughter)
All right, Kevin took us to the mosh pit with Onyx.
Olivia went hard with T. Swift.
When we come back, the blood feud ends
when we pick a champion.
"Lip Sync Battle." Stay with it.
♪ Now we got bad blood ♪
♪ You know it used to be mad love ♪
Welcome back to "Lip Sync Battle."
Tonight Kevin Hart and Olivia Munn clashed
in an incredible battle.
Now it's time to choose a "Lip Sync Battle" champion.
Chrissy, it's going to be tough.
I know, I'm nervous.
- All right. - Okay.
Is the "Lip Sync Battle" champion Kevin Hart?
(cheers and applause)
Or...
Or is the "Lip Sync Battle" champion...
- Wow. - Olivia Munn?
(cheers and applause)
Ladies and gentlemen, the "Lip Sync Battle" champion
is Olivia Munn.
(cheers and applause)
Guys, Olivia, Kev,
I smell rematch in the air.
(cheers and applause)
Anytime, anyplace.
- Except. - (feedback)
Oh, (bleep).
(audience groans)
(laughter)
That was right on your trash talkin'...
Anytime, any... God!
Can somebody get my lawyer on the phone please?
- Yo, just call the police on me. - What is that?
Yeah, it's got lipstick on the mic.
Call the police on me, man. That was ridiculous.
So much love to Olivia and Kevin for riding along with us
and the whole "Lip Sync" tonight.
And from me, LL Cool J and Chrissy,
good night and remember, whatever you do,
knock 'em out the box, L, knock 'em out L!
♪ We got bad blood ♪
♪ You know we used to be mad love ♪
♪ So take a look what you've done ♪
- Make some noise! - ♪ 'Cause, baby, now we got bad blood, hey ♪
♪ Now we got problems ♪
♪ And I don't think we can solve 'em ♪
♪ You made a really deep cut ♪
♪ And, baby, now we got bad blood. ♪
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